You freakin hate this stupid holiday? Well, at Jack Brown’s Beer & Burger Joint, we do too! Why spend hours getting all ready and dressing up? We’ll be wearing all black so come be goths with us. Why spend all your hard earned money on some fancy schmancy candlelight dinner? We’ve got awesome priced beer and food. Who needs chocolate covered strawberries? We’ve got FRIED OREOS!

Bring all your exes pictures, gifts, etc. cause we’re supplying all the tools to destroy them. Get ready to burn and smash it all!